77 Things To Do When You Have No Internet

"Lost a connection? A list of things you can do without the Internet just isn’t an option"

1. Learn a card trick
   
2. Play solitaire
   
3. Rename your collection of 10,000 photos
   
4. Format your hard drive
   
5. Go to the gym
   
6. Clean your toilet
   
7. Have a picnic
   
8. Watch a movie
   
9. Have a nap
   
10. Mess around with Photoshop
    
11. Listen to mp3
    
12. Organize your documents
    
13. Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
    
14. Write a poem
    
15. Drink 8 cups of water
    
16. Learn how to do the moon walk
    
17. Visit a graveyard
    
18. Get in touch with old friends
    
19. Look through your old yearbooks
    
20. Give out free hugs
    
21. Figure out the meaning of life
    
22. Scan your computer for viruses
    
23. Play some sports
    
24. Count from 1 to a million
    
25. Just lay back and chill
    
26. Go to the beach
    
27. Meditate
    
28. Walk around town
    
29. Get in your car and keep driving until you run out of petrol
    
30. Open/Close the CD tray over and over again
    
31. Make an HTML page
    
32. Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
    
33. Run backwards
    
34. Go to a zoo
    
35. Go outside and take pictures of random people
    
36. Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
    
37. Make a prank call
    
38. Empty the recycle bin
    
39. Try renaming a folder into “con”
    
40. Keep trying…
    
41. Call a friend and ask them why they are answering the phone
    
42. Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
    
43. Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter “a”
    
44. Re-Install Windows XP after you’ve messed it up
    
45. Slap yourself for using XP in the first place
    
46. Blame Politics and Global Warming
    
47. Open “about:robots” with Firefox and press the “Try Again” button
    
48. Press the “Please do not press this button again.” button
    
49. Ask yourself why it disappears and nothing happens
    
50. Take a shower, do not masturbate
    
51. Eat something
    
52. Send a message to your own mobile
    
53. Count the number of cars that pass by your window each minute
    
54. Arrange your TV channels
    
55. Open Microsoft Word, type =rand(200,99) and press enter
    
56. Take something apart
    
57. Put it back together
    
58. Read your computer’s user guide, for the first time
    
59. Play a board game
    
60. Invite friends over
    
61. Ask them about things to do when you have no internet
    
62. Read a newspaper
    
63. Look in the mirror and try to act cool
    
64. Do your homework
    
65. Smile at a random person on the street
    
66. Walk in front of a stranger and ask them why they are following you
    
67. Watch Titanic for the 15th time
    
68. Hide behind bushes and scare people
    
69. Restart your computer
    
70. Rearrange your desktop icons
    
71. Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
    
72. Cry desperately
    
73. Open videos and images using notepad
    
74. Repeat all of the above
    
75. Ask yourself why you didn’t just go to the Cyber Café
    
76. Google about 77 things to do when you have no Internet
    
77. Write a list of 77 things to do when you have no Internet
    

By the time you’ve done doing those things, pretty sure your connection will be back!